Mind Over Matter
 

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

manlayingegg:

vvankinq:

When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
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im not even a guy but this is funny

the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

(via hotboyproblems)


kakashidori:

after i got my wisdom teeth out my mouth was stuffed full of gauze and i basically passed out for hours except we were on the way to my grandfather’s house and we had to drive down the highway of tears and when we arrived my mom called because the police had phoned our house to say that a constructor had reported a man driving an suv with our license plate with a “pale, bloated, lifeless body in the front seat”

i got mistaken for a dead body

they thought my dad was a murderer

(Source: bromoyed, via c0-y)


ricekripkes:

you should cover up more because it distracts the boys

why do girls get yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately

  • why do girls get yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately

why do girls get yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately

why do girls get yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately

  1. why do girls get yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately

(via c0-y)


dutchster:

russianmetero:

i am typing with russian accent

how the hell did you force me to read that with a russian accent

(via fake-mermaid)


guccier:

isnt it weird that you won’t remember this exact moment in like a month

(via fake-mermaid)


sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

(via tellmesomething13)


thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

(via ejacutastic)


ging-ler:

thedizbizz:

So I showed Frozen to my boyfriend and I decided to share the brilliant commentary he made during the movie…

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This is probably going to be my Brother-in-law right here oh my god

(via tellmesomething13)


sydneysunbeam:

in latin instead of saying “i love you” you don’t say anything because it’s a dead language. nothing.  i think that’s beautiful.  just shut the fuck up

(Source: oldspinster, via tellmesomething13)