Mind Over Matter
 
monster-of-the-human-race:

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

there’s nothing about this picture that i don’t like
thesexuneducated:

YES

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

image

(Source: pancakessexual, via iradicate)