Mind Over Matter
 
askinnyblackman:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

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ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

brobecks:

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

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ecstasysmom:

Girl all you gotta do is divide 48 by four it’s literally the easiest part

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

manlayingegg:

vvankinq:

When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
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im not even a guy but this is funny

the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

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kakashidori:

after i got my wisdom teeth out my mouth was stuffed full of gauze and i basically passed out for hours except we were on the way to my grandfather’s house and we had to drive down the highway of tears and when we arrived my mom called because the police had phoned our house to say that a constructor had reported a man driving an suv with our license plate with a “pale, bloated, lifeless body in the front seat”

i got mistaken for a dead body

they thought my dad was a murderer

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ricekripkes:

you should cover up more because it distracts the boys

why do girls get yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately

  • why do girls get yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately

why do girls get yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately

why do girls get yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately

  1. why do girls get yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately

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dutchster:

russianmetero:

i am typing with russian accent

how the hell did you force me to read that with a russian accent

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